Never been a fan of small dogs either ("if it can't survive in the wild what good is it") but they were designed to be companion animals for the most part, and they do a damned good job of it.

Really, really hope you're not facing chronic pain once they have a look at you. Will be crossing my fingers for you.

That game reminds me of some medical emergencies we had on the circus. I was there for just five years but could make a list. The dead air is indeed disconcerting, especially in person. But it also shows that the majority of people in the vicinity have empathy and concern.