Well, now I know

[bill_schubert]

This was created in an app called Death Clock.  It was free.  For $30ish they have a bunch of recommendations that would extend my life.  The extension that would be achieved, in my case, is about 2 years.  Fo 89 doing what I'm doing now vs 91 if I add various supplements and lifestyle changes.  All in all I find that pretty damn encouraging.  I can do what I'm doing now and not have to put up with the last two years.

And I love "Save the Date".  

Maybe I need a web site so I can put together a gift registry.  

In a Sunday email that I get there was something about "using a massage gun to force every last drop of mayonnaise out of a bottle".  Supposed to be a video about it.  I don't have or really want a massage gun but I was intrigued.  So I put the question in a ChatGPT box.  Here is what came out:

That’s either a stroke of genius or a culinary war crime.

On one hand, it's the kind of outside-the-jar thinking that could win you a MacGyver Award. On the other, you're two pulses away from redecorating the kitchen in "Hellmann's Eggshell White." The massage gun may vibrate the stubborn mayo into submission, sure — but it may also turn that bottle into a condiment cannon.

Verdict: Technically effective, morally questionable. Proceed if you're wearing goggles and emotionally prepared to hose down the backsplash.

I thought I'd pass that on.  Might be something worthwhile to consider as you run low on Mayo.

The French Open is done and I'm at loose ends.  Having been totally immersed in a final that lasted five and a half hours.  Like watching Ali and Frazier but no blood.    Now I'm waiting for Wimbledon and The US Open for the tripple crown but am not sure what to do in the meanwhile.

Pickleball was scheduled again today and again around 5AM I heard the crack of thunder.  Third time that has happened.  We were cancelled but therre was a decent rain.  The weather service will be calling us in a month asking us to schedule some more morning pickleball as they need the rain.  

I just watched Becoming Led Zepplin and I'm stuck in 1970 again.   

Comments

[susandennis]

I actually had been looking for an excuse to buy a massage gun. The mayo thing put me over the top but now way over...https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DDGYMPYP it will be here today.

Now I'm off to see if I will live that long.

[susandennis]

ok if I change my ways, I can get three more years! if no change, I'm out at 90. I'm not changing so 2039 will be it. i'll bet that $16 massage gun won't last that long.

[maju]

I will apparently live to be 105 if I stay in the US; if I change the country to Australia I get an extra 3 years.

[days_unfolding]

Age 75. With better habits, 93.

[siglinde999]

I will never be so desperate for mayo that I would a) buy a massage gun and b) use it on a bottle. It would be a particularly bad plan in my case because I refuse to use the squishy type of bottle that might succumb to the vibrations of a massage gun.