A long time ago I heard a weather report this time of year from the NPR station in Dallas. It went something like: "It's August today and will be August for about another three months".
Texas.
This was on my phone today:

My favorite weather report was when I was maybe 10 years old in North Carolina:
"Schools will be closed tomorrow with expected five inches of snow"
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