It's all fine until they change the date

I thought it was weird that I'd get a deposit from my military pension in the middle of the month.

Until I realized it was deposited on a Sunday.

Until I realized it was actually Monday and was the second to last day of the month of January which is when I was supposed to get the deposit and would usually be looking for it.

Fortunately I do mostly remember what year it is and I've got the century down cold.

I did take my Monday pills today so you'd think I'd have had a clue.